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The Rules of Chocolate

From: Heather/Leanne
Date: 8/31/01
Time: 12:21:28 PM
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Heather sent me this note... I thought it was so cute I had to share it here.

Rules of Chocolate

If you have melted chocolate all over your hands, youíre eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, orange slices, strawberries and cherries all count as fruit, so eat as much as you want.

The problem. How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution? Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It will take the edge of your appetite and you will eat less.

If calories are the issue. Put the chocolate on the top of the refrigerator. Calories are afraid of heights. they will jump off to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully!

Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

Put "Eat Chocolate" at the top of your "TO DO" list. That way, youíll be sure to get at least one thing accomplished today.

A good box of chocolates can provide you with all your calorie requirements for an entire day. Now, isnít that handy?

If you canít eat all your chocolate, it will store in the freezer. If you canít eat all of your chocolate? What is wrong with you?

You canít take it with you. So eat it now.

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