DLTK's Crafts for Kids

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Baby Owl!
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !

Knock Knock
Who's there!
B-2!
B-2 who?
B-2 school on time!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, it looks like it might rain!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!